Winey Bitches Co — The Story Behind the Sparkle

Hey there, fabulous wine-swigging, dog-loving legends! You’ve just stumbled into the sassiest corner of the internet — Winey Bitches, where wine flows freely, bling is mandatory, and laughter is always on the menu.

We’re “T” and Jazzy, your fearless founders and spirit animals of this wild ride. Together, we created a mischievous realm of outrageous goodies, sparkly sass, and canine-approved vibes. Whether you're here for the giggles or the glitter, we’ve got something that'll make your tail wag.

The Wine-Loving, Dog-Obsessed Origin Story

Winey Bitches Co started with a simple belief: life’s too short for boring glasses or quiet dogs. We design blinged-out drinkware, sassy tees, and laugh-out-loud gifts that start conversations—and we turn that joy into good by helping feed shelter dogs with every purchase. If it makes you smile and does some good, it’s our kind of fabulous.

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T & JAZZY

Our Mission? Unleash the Party.

Expect exclusive and original designs that make gift-giving feel less like a chore and more like a celebration. We’ve got:
• Tee-shirts so funny they should come with a splash zone warning
• Blinged wine glasses that’ll make your rosé jealous
• Floozie Coozies to keep your hands cool and your standards questionable
• Tipsy Sips for sippin’ sass in style
• Wine accessories that scream “Yes, I have excellent taste…and also snacks.”

Meet Jazzy, Our OG Winey Bitch 🐶

Jazzy was our four-legged muse—an unapologetically adorable rescue from Chico, California. She loved food, playtime, and stealing hearts (preferably while wearing a bowtie). Her legacy lives on as our official mascot and chat host, fetching answers, sass, and good vibes on command.

In her honor, a portion of every purchase supports animal rescues. Shopping with us means you’re making the world better—one blinged-out wine glass at a time.

No Animals Harmed. Just Interns. 🔬

We test all our fabulous products on humans—mostly unpaid, mildly terrified interns. (Hey, they knew what they were signing up for. Probably.) So go ahead, sip with confidence

Join the Pack — Club T 🎉

Think of it as your VIP pass to the sassiest secret society around. Members get exclusive access to limited-edition tees, early drops, and members-only mischief. It’s basically a party in your inbox—and dogs are absolutely allowed. Sign Up for fabulous here

Cheers to Wine, Women, Woofs & Wild Times 🥂

Whether you’re hunting for the perfect birthday gift, declaring your love for dogs in glitter, or just here to laugh-snort into your coffee, Winey Bitches is your spirit store. We’re not just a brand—we’re a mood, a lifestyle, and a slightly tipsy movement powered by caffeine and canines.

Thanks for joining our wine-soaked, tail-wagging tribe. Now go grab a glass, explore the shop, and let’s get this paw-ty started.

Clink. Wag. Repeat. 🐾🍷

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