Hey there, fabulous wine enthusiasts and dog lovers! Welcome to Winey Bitches, where we take the party to a whole new level of fun and laughter. We're "T" and Jazzy, the dynamic duo behind this wild and wacky adventure, and we're absolutely stoked that you've stumbled upon our website.
Picture this: It's 2017, I, "T," find myself jobless thanks to a gnarly work injury. But hey, who needs a boring old job when you have two and a half bottles of wine and a partner in crime? That's right, fueled by liquid inspiration, we conjured up the perfect name for our brainchild – Winey Bitches! We're all about celebrating life's most fabulous elements: Wine, Women, Canines, and now, Coffee! Because let's face it, mornings are rough without a caffeine kick. Scroll down for more...
T & JAZZY
Now, what can you expect from our mischievous realm of awesomeness? Prepare to be blown away by our collection of original and exclusive goodies that'll have you rolling on the floor laughing. We're talking tee-shirts that are so funny, they might just cause wine to shoot out of your nose (you've been warned). And if you're into strutting your stuff with some bling, our "Blinged" wine glasses will make you feel like a wine-sipping superstar.
But hold up, folks, that's not all. We've got Floozie Coozies to keep you and your drink as the topic of conversation and Tipsy Sips to make every sip a memorable one. And for all you wine aficionados out there, our unique wine accessories will take your wine-drinking experience to a whole new level of fancy.
Now, let's give a round of ap-paws to Jazzy, our canine sidekick extraordinaire! She's the one who keeps us grounded (and begging for treats) with her insatiable love for food, long walks, playtime, and more food. Jazzy is a rescue from Chico, California, and she's the reason we donate to local animal rescue paw-tners with every purchase. Because let's be honest, we're suckers for those furry angels in disguise.
Oh, and here's a little secret: our products are tested on interns, not animals. That's right, we've assembled a team of brave souls who volunteer to try out our awesome merchandise. Hey, someone's gotta do it, right?
But wait, there's an exclusive club just for the coolest cats and dogs out there – Club T! As a member, you'll get access to top-secret limited member-only products and tees that will have your friends green with envy. It's like being part of an elite wine and dog-loving squad that knows how to have a damn good time. We're not just a brand, we're a lifestyle!
So, grab your glass of vino, raise it high, and join us on this wild ride of laughter, mischief, and all-around good vibes. Winey Bitches is your go-to destination for unleashing your inner fun-loving, wine-swigging, dog-adoring spirit. We're here to make you snort with laughter, clink glasses with joy, and find the perfect gear to showcase your passion for all things awesome.
Thank you for being a part of our wine-soaked, dog-loving tribe. We hope you'll stick around, explore our outrageous collection, and join us in spreading smiles, laughter, and good vibes. Cheers to Winey Bitches – where the wine flows, the dogs rule, and the fun never stops!
